What SKEP reads
Only public data. You paste an address, we ask a Solana data provider for that wallet's last 500 swaps and for the tokens it still holds. Nothing else. No signature, no login, no access to funds.
One rule above all: SKEP never mixes up what he saw, what he thinks and what he doesn't know.
The receipt, line by line
- SWAPS ANALYZED
- Swaps between SOL and a token found in the last 500. OBSERVED
- TOKENS BOUGHT
- Different tokens bought with SOL. OBSERVED
- CLOSED TRADES
- Tokens you both bought and sold. OBSERVED
- WINNERS
- Closed trades where you got back more SOL than you put in. OBSERVED
- SOLD IN UNDER 10 MIN
- Closed trades where the last sale came less than 10 minutes after the first buy. OBSERVED
- NEVER SOLD, NOW WORTHLESS
- Tokens bought, never sold, and now worth less than $1 in the wallet or gone from it. OBSERVED
- TRADES 0H TO 5H UTC
- Swaps made between midnight and 5 a.m. UTC. Your time zone may disagree. OBSERVED
- REALIZED (SOL)
- SOL received from sales minus SOL spent on buys. Network fees left out. OBSERVED
- MYSTERY BAGS
- Tokens still held with no known price. Value unknown, so SKEP stays quiet. UNKNOWN
Scores
- TIMING x/10
- Share of closed trades that made money, times ten. Needs at least 3 closed trades, otherwise N/A. INFERRED
- CONVICTION x/10
- Based on how long you hold before selling: under 15 minutes scores 1, over a week scores 9. INFERRED
Verdicts
- THE NIGHT SHIFT
- 40 % or more of swaps between midnight and 5 a.m. UTC.
- DIAMOND HANDS, WRONG ROCK
- 5 or more tokens held all the way to worthless.
- EXIT LIQUIDITY
- Fewer than 30 % winning trades and 3 or more panic sales.
- THE RAFFLE PLAYER
- 30 or more different tokens bought.
- SUSPICIOUSLY COMPETENT
- 60 % or more winning trades and a positive result.
- THE TOURIST
- Fewer than 5 swaps.
- THE REGULAR
- None of the above. Not a compliment.
- THE SPECTATOR
- No swaps at all.
What he won't do
- Guess the price of a token he can't price.
- Say who owns a wallet, or call anyone a scammer.
- Tell you what to buy or sell. It's a roast, not advice.
Known limits
- Only the last 500 swaps are read.
- Token to token swaps are ignored: SKEP counts in SOL.
- A token sent to another wallet counts as never sold.
- Some exotic swap routes may be missed. If something looks off, it probably is: tell us on X.
The 0.05 SOL
To unlock the full receipt, your wallet sends 0.05 SOL to the ROAST wallet with a short note that names the roasted address. Our server checks on-chain that the payment succeeded, has the right amount, the right recipient and the right note. Then the full receipt opens, and the link keeps it open.