Paste an address. SKEP reads every trade and prints the receipt of your mistakes. With proof.
No signature needed to read. We look, we judge, we touch nothing.
The principle
Everyone has a strategy. Then there's what the blockchain says. SKEP reads the blockchain. Not your excuses.
Every roast prints like a till receipt. What's proven, what's guessed, what stays a mystery. How SKEP reads a wallet.
A · Observed
The top of the receipt comes straight from the chain. No interpretation.
B · Inferred
The scores are SKEP's opinion. He says so. He owns it.
ROAST
RECEIPT N° 0412 · EXAMPLE
WALLET 7xKX…9fQ
VERDICT: EXIT LIQUIDITY
THANK YOU FOR YOUR TRUST.
IT WAS MISPLACED.
EXAMPLE
C · Mystery
Tokens with no known price stay unknown. SKEP won't guess.
1
Read-only. No signature, no access to your funds.
2
Buys, sells, forgotten memecoins, questionable timing.
3
A score, a verdict, a receipt to post or to burn.
Under 30 % winning trades, or more than 1 SOL down. Someone, somewhere, thanks you.
Neither the hero nor the liquidity. Most wallets live here.
At least 5 closed trades, half of them winners, and in profit.
10+ closed trades, 65 % winners, 5 SOL or more realized. Black receipt, Hall of Fame, your 0.05 SOL back.
How it pays
$SKEP is a community memecoin with no intrinsic value and no promise of anything. Read the honest version.
No. We read the public history of the address. Reading never asks for a signature. The only thing you ever sign is the optional 0.05 SOL payment, and your wallet shows you exactly what it is.
No. It's a roast. With receipts. Entertainment only.
Yes. Addresses are public. Friendship, slightly less so afterwards.
Your last 500 swaps. Older sins are forgiven. For now.
No account, no database of wallets. We read, we print, we forget. Details in the privacy page.